Alright, I admit I'm rather vain.

Some people think my beauty is only skin deep, because of my smooth, high-gloss finish. But that's not true: I'm colored through and through, inside and out, without any coating.

That's why fabricators love me. They cut me to size and profile my edges just as the fancy takes them.

That doesn't bother me - I'm a tough guy. If children happen to scratch me when fooling around in the bathroom or kitchen, Grandpa can polish me back to my original state.

I'm also a good choice for doctors' offices and pharmacies.

...  What have you got in store for me?